Nico (vilakins) wrote,
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Spammer names

I usually just keep the better spammer names in a file which I raid for character names, but here are two from this week which are useless for that purpose, yet far too good not to post about.

Brandie Q Bourgeois
Come on, isn't that brilliant on several levels? Brandie itself, its spelling, the mysterious Q, and the devastatingly accurate surname. She's blonde, with big lips and a liking for pink, frills, and small dogs, right? What does the Q stand for? Is it left over from her parents' first thought of naming her Barbie Q?

Vilaboa
What? Is this Dayna's pet constrictor which she named for Vila's tendency to cling and not let go once he gets his hands on a woman? Or is it one of Servalan's feathery fashion accessories she's named for a certain cute rebel thief she fantasises about draping over her person? Any other ideas?

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