NZ is playing a test against South Africa right now, and I just saw SA batsman Kallis get a ball right in the crotch. A bizarre sight: the bright red ball stayed there, sort of embedded in his cricket whites, for about 3 seconds before Kallis dislodged it. The commentator referred to Daniel Vettori's next ball bowled as 'slightly warm'. Vettori almost got Kallis again a couple of balls later. Lucky he's not a fast bowler.