Bwahahaha! The lovely 
snowgrouse has sent me:
- A big black carry bag with the word 'VILA' in big white letters on each side
- A small green plastic carry bag with 'VILA CLOTHES' on the outside and hot stuff inside (some very strong Fazer sweets if you must know)
- A VILA catalogue with Lucy Liu as the model
Some choice quotes from the catalogue with my comments in brackets:
- The Vila hot pants are so cute [of course they are!] I would wear them with a pair of stilettos or flat boots. [You and Avon both, Lucy.]
- Vila is accessible. [He's just naturally affectionate.]
- When modelling for Vila, I really want to show I feel well and relaxed in the clothes. [I'm sure he appreciates it
and would like to know how you feel out of them.] - I am happy to work with Vila. [I know the feeling, Lucy. I am too.]
